It could honestly transition well to a SpongeBob line too. They look about like Patrick.

I heard Yellowstone is just Succession on a farm. All the kids want Daddy’s love and the control of the business.

I can’t help but look at it any other way now.

Never change Facebook. Never change.

A slow cooker containing a large piece of meat, carrots, and potatoes. Below the image is a listing for “cemetery plots” priced at $2,000, with an option to send the seller a message.

Vehicle speedometer and odometer reading 91,919 miles with a digital display also showing a warning for icy conditions, indicated by three snowflake symbols.

This is very satisfying.

Illustration of Bluey, a cartoon dog character dressed in futuristic space attire with a helmet and holding a ray gun.

I don’t know what this is called in the new Bluey episode, but I want one.

No idea why he chose to lay here.

This was his first time just on a foot rest.

#DogsofMastodon #DogsofMicroBlog

Are Stanley mugs the new Yeti that are the new Bubba Keg? 🤔

I will never understand corporate America’s use of heat in offices.

Oh?! It’s mid-December and -3 outside? Here have some AC.

Now it’s 60 degrees outside and it just kicked on giving us all a sauna.

SNES Restore

Testing

Can I be honest?

I am a lil sad all the snow melted. ❄️

It’s the season for one email sent and four out of offices back. 🎉

The first Christmas miracle is that the lil one went to sleep in no time flat with zero pushback. Christmas 🎅 🤶 🎄

Is there a better feeling than closing the laptop lid before a holiday break? 🤔

Good morning world. 🌎

How are you today?

Hope you have a great one!

Big plans today?

A high flying circus @ Ford Center - Evansville, Indiana

A night at the circus @ Ford Center - Evansville, Indiana

Not to jinx myself here.

I would love a day at work without and Friday fire drills.

Senate on verge of history with same-sex marriage vote

Why elections matter.

Not so fast Candace

You don’t get to walk him back that easily. Own the monster you helped create.

Candace Owens said Trump’s rudeness made her realize he’s vengeful, paranoid, lacks humility

‘Owens said Trump needs to exercise “a little more humility” when he gets something wrong, adding that the midterm results, which saw Democrats maintain control of the Senate, show that Trump and his base are “not sure."’

Is it unprofessional to include in my signature, “Sending me an email then calling immediately after demanding an answer does not bump you immediately up in priority”?