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AOC threatens to leave Twitter after Elon Musk promotes ‘disgusting’ account impersonating her
Do eeeeettttt! AOC could lead a charge to the #Fediverse for Congressional leaders.
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Matt Gaetz Openly Confirms Republicans See US Economy as ‘Our Hostage’
Again saying the quiet part outloud with zero consequences.
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Driver who crashed near White House told officials he was prepared to kill Biden and ‘seize power’
Queue Dr Evil ”riiiiiiight….
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19-year-old arrested on multiple charges after crashing into barriers near the White House
sigh
Domestic terrorism at it again.
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I keep reading these headlines as a question.
WHO downgrades Covid-19?
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Another anchor has become a free agent.
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Tucker Carlson and Fox News part ways
I did not have that on my bingo card for Monday. This should be interesting. 🍿
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MAGA Attack Ad Hits DeSantis for Alleged Pudding Habit
2024 is going to be a sh*t show. This is the dumbest timeline.
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Truck carrying toxic soil from East Palestine overturns in Columbiana County
Can we catch some sort of a break on this situation?
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Twitter Isn’t a Company Anymore
It’s been merged into a new entity called X Corp.
Today’s Soup Du Jour: Word
These articles force a guy to just laugh and say, “okay” daily.
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Caitlyn Jenner slams ‘woke’ Nike for partnership with trans activist Dylan Mulvaney
This timeline is beyond parody.
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Trump’s next court date pushes up against 2024 primaries
The next court appearance is December 4th. (My b-day by the way. 🎉)
This is going to be a loooong process.
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Lindsey Graham says Trump should ‘smash some windows’ and ‘punch a cop’ on his way to being booked
Just class. Class. Class. With these guys.
Imagine how they would fly off the handle if this was from one of their liberal foes.
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Grand Jury Votes to Indict Donald Trump
Now do it again!
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Afroman sued by law enforcement officers who raided his home
Honestly, this could be an article from The Onion.
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Bomb Threat Called In to New York Court Where Trump Hearing Held
Have to say it again. Domestic terrorist.
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Law enforcement agencies are prepping for a possible Trump indictment as early as next week
When I see cuffs I’ll believe it.
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Ford Files Deranged Patent For Self-Driving Cars That Repossess Themselves
Well, this sounds terrible.
But again, one of the things done to a) see how far the topic can be pushed and b) beating someone else to the punch of doing it.
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First, Haley was born on South Carolina…
Second 2024 is going to be a sh*t show.
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Georgia grand jury recommends perjury indictments in Trump election meddling probe
Give me the part about about who they think lied!
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Yes, Elon Musk created a special system for showing you all his tweets first
Free speech “absolutist” makes his priority over everyone else after being less popular than a “senile old man” 🙄