Yes. Yesssss. Go on. All we need is one more dumb late night post. Soooo close…

Jack Smith Asks Court To Jail Trump If He Keeps Yapping About Witnesses

Spineless. All of them.

Latest GOP Speaker Nominee Emmer Ends Bid After Trump Criticism

Quit lying then…? I dunno what to tell ya buddy.

What else is over exaggerated on? Build quality for one.

Tesla warns that a federal probe into whether it exaggerated the range of its cars may lead to a ‘material adverse impact on our business’

Don’t forget Jenna Ellis raised almost a quarter of a million dollars from this grift. Only to take a plea deal.

MAGA Diehards Are Furious Jenna Ellis Pleaded Guilty After Raising $200K

You can be your posterior they aren’t ready! How they would get away with it in the first place. And disgustingly the authoritarian owners would eat up the traffic and revenue.

The Hamas Threat of Hostage Execution Videos Looms Large Over Social Media

The Dems should push harder for Hakeem Jeffries to be speaker. Time to embarrass the GOP.

Just to say: “Look ,Democrats are here. We have someone ready to lead. The other side has gotten themselves into a situation that shows, like always, they lack true leadership. Americans want to ask why things do not come from Washington. Even the last nomination has never passed a bill in 16 years.”

And rightfully so. No reason this man gets a pass for the damage he’s done by just throwing his hands in the air then say, “Well, sorry. I’m broke now”.

Judge rules Alex Jones can’t use bankruptcy protection to avoid paying Sandy Hook families

This another case of, “Can we get away with it?”

Beginning with new accounts in New Zeland and Philippines is a random spot.

There’s been a lull in X news lately. Need to kick up some “look at me” dust.

“Not a Bot” Subscription

Welp, that’s it folks. Time to go back. Turn the ship around!

X’s new plan to lure subscribers? Partnering with Paris Hilton on a custom icon

So stable it’s frightening.

Nintendo Switch System Update 17.0.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

GOP getting down to task to get important things done. /s

Pelosi says interim House speaker McHenry has ordered her to vacate her office in the Capitol building

That was fast…

Matt Gaetz Plans Vote to Oust McCarthy After Speaker Avoids Shutdown

It’s happening!!

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Trump co-defendant pleads guilty in Georgia election case

Wait…what? Did not have this as a possibility for today.

Police arrest man in connection to Tupac Shakur 1996 murder: What we know

I imagine they were a nightmare to moderate but I miss the local paper comment section.

Jerry Springer train wreck…that you had to read.

Feds accuse Sen. Menendez of taking gold, car and cash for favors

As a Democratic vote I say good.

If they broke the law there should be consequences like anyone else.

That’s the difference. I won’t make excuses for poor behavior simply because of party affiliation.

Am I the only one who reads these every morning like Stefon from #SNL?

Mitch McConnell: Doctor says no evidence of stroke or seizures in freezing spell

From the people that brought you Trump is 215lbs and 6ft 3in…

Man Who Shot Store Owner for Flying Pride Flag Was a Far-Right Conspiracist

Ah. So more domestic terrorism…again.

Also dots connect back to Twitter with far-right posts

With the standard shooting at the police to show “Back The Blue” doesn’t apply unless oppressing others. 🤬

Twitter changes its official handle to X, Twitter Blue now called XBlue

It is really called “X Blue” now?

Truly, the lowest effort rebrand ever.

George Santos was allegedly involved in “Nigerian prince”-esque con

Only their best and brightest….

Is everyone over in the GOP camp a grifter/con?

Mastercard demands US cannabis shops stop accepting debit cards

Until we are legalized at the federal level this will continue. I expect others to follow as well.

Suspected EV Fire Kills One And Burns 3,000 Cars On a Cargo Ship

Headlines and tragedy aside for a moment.

3,000 cars on one ship blows my mind.

Republicans Are Throwing Temper Tantrums Over ‘Barbie’

At some point aren’t they just tired of being upset all the time?

Just pivoting from being butthurt about one thing to another has to be exhausting. How do they keep track anymore? Is there a site for it?

Judge Cannon schedules Trump’s classified documents trial for May 2024

I am glad this was not allowed to be pushed out indefinitely. Though May 2024 feels a long way off.

Trump Threatens Would Be ‘Very Dangerous’ If Jack Smith Sends Him To Jail In New Interview

At what point will something be done about these threats? When it is too late?

The ball is starting to quickly gain momentum.

Michigan AG charges participants in 2020 fake elector plot

The group of fake electors from Michigan includes current and former state GOP officials, the Republican National Committee member, a sitting mayor, a school board member and Trump supporters who were the plaintiffs in a frivolous lawsuit that tried to overturn the 2020 results.

Trump notified he is target in DOJ’s Jan. 6 investigation

Holy crap! It’s happening again.

How Republicans are engineering ‘a flood of conspiracy theories’ ahead of 2024: report

Makes sense now that a judge ruled the Biden administration cannot contact social media companies to combat this BS. He knew this avalanche was coming.

Breaking: #Trump says on Truth Social he’s been #indicted in classified docs probe

Things begin to get interesting.

AOC threatens to leave Twitter after Elon Musk promotes ‘disgusting’ account impersonating her

Do eeeeettttt! AOC could lead a charge to the #Fediverse for Congressional leaders.

Matt Gaetz Openly Confirms Republicans See US Economy as ‘Our Hostage’

Again saying the quiet part outloud with zero consequences.

Driver who crashed near White House told officials he was prepared to kill Biden and ‘seize power’

Queue Dr Evil ”riiiiiiight….

19-year-old arrested on multiple charges after crashing into barriers near the White House

sigh

Domestic terrorism at it again.

Huge phallic likeness mowed into lawn at King Charles’ coronation event site

Now this is news.

I keep reading these headlines as a question.

WHO downgrades Covid-19?

Don Lemon and CNN part ways

Another anchor has become a free agent.

Tucker Carlson and Fox News part ways

I did not have that on my bingo card for Monday. This should be interesting. 🍿

MAGA Attack Ad Hits DeSantis for Alleged Pudding Habit

2024 is going to be a sh*t show. This is the dumbest timeline.

Indiana police will no longer be able to lie to children to gain confessions

Not The Onion

Truck carrying toxic soil from East Palestine overturns in Columbiana County

Can we catch some sort of a break on this situation?

Twitter Isn’t a Company Anymore

It’s been merged into a new entity called X Corp.

Today’s Soup Du Jour: Word

These articles force a guy to just laugh and say, “okay” daily.

Caitlyn Jenner slams ‘woke’ Nike for partnership with trans activist Dylan Mulvaney

This timeline is beyond parody.

Trump’s next court date pushes up against 2024 primaries

The next court appearance is December 4th. (My b-day by the way. 🎉)

This is going to be a loooong process.

Lindsey Graham says Trump should ‘smash some windows’ and ‘punch a cop’ on his way to being booked

Just class. Class. Class. With these guys.

Imagine how they would fly off the handle if this was from one of their liberal foes.

Grand Jury Votes to Indict Donald Trump

Now do it again!

SIXTH GENERATION CAMARO BOWS OUT, CHEVROLET ANNOUNCES FINAL COLLECTOR’S EDITION

RIP…again

Afroman sued by law enforcement officers who raided his home

Honestly, this could be an article from The Onion.

Bomb Threat Called In to New York Court Where Trump Hearing Held

Have to say it again. Domestic terrorist.

Law enforcement agencies are prepping for a possible Trump indictment as early as next week

When I see cuffs I’ll believe it.

Ford Files Deranged Patent For Self-Driving Cars That Repossess Themselves

Well, this sounds terrible.

But again, one of the things done to a) see how far the topic can be pushed and b) beating someone else to the punch of doing it.

How to Take Instagram-Worthy Food Photos

ahem

Best Robin Williams voice:

“What year is it?!”

Ann Coulter tells Nikki Haley to ‘go back to your own country’ in racist rant against new GOP presidential candidate

First, Haley was born on South Carolina…

Second 2024 is going to be a sh*t show.

Georgia grand jury recommends perjury indictments in Trump election meddling probe

Give me the part about about who they think lied!

Yes, Elon Musk created a special system for showing you all his tweets first

Free speech “absolutist” makes his priority over everyone else after being less popular than a “senile old man” 🙄

US shoots down unknown ‘high-altitude object’ over Alaska, White House says

Alright. You gotta keep your party favors over on that side of the pond.

Trump Put Nearly $1 Million Of Donor Money Into His Own Pockets Since Leaving Office

Today’s most unsurprising headline

Gotta keep ’em all? Nintendo raising wages 10% to secure workforce as profit slumps

Thank you Nintendo for setting an example when so many are being let go from the slightest shutter.

FBI charges neo-Nazi leader in plot to attack Baltimore power grid

Look at that, more right-wing, domestic terrorists.

Woman plotted to destroy energy substations with neo-Nazi leader, FBI says

Now say it with me class. What are these individuals called?

“Domestic Terrorists”

Elon Musk’s Twitter ordered by officials to properly label bedrooms in San Francisco HQ as sleeping areas — or convert them back to offices within 15 days

Who’s will strike first in the war against Twitter?

The zoning board!!!

Twitter replaces its free API with a paid tier in quest to make more money

I imagine this will be the next cause for Twitter exodus for those with bot accounts and automatic post sharing.

Facebook secretly killed users batteries, worker claims in lawsuit - NYP

The practice, known as “negative testing,” allows tech companies to “surreptitiously” run down someone’s mobile juice in the name of testing features or issues such as how fast their app runs or how an image might load, according to data scientist George Hayward.

It was not just in your head. Another reason to leave big social. Meta (Instagram/Facebook) are the last two I have left mainly for close family updates. I need a creative way to leave but still provide information to them.

Dangerous Fungi Are Spreading Across U.S. as Temperatures Rise - WSJ

Is The Last of Us to entertain or prep us? 🍄

Trump and the Fifth Amendment

How it started

Vs

How it’s going

HBO Renews The Last of Us for Season 2

Exciting to see this happen. Exciting to know there will be a ton of new areas to explore. 🍄

Trump ordered to pay Hillary Clinton $171,631 in legal fees over bogus lawsuit

Ooooo that right there is a chef’s kiss. 🤌

$100,000 for a bird statue: the results of the Twitter office auction are in

This story is a duality of pathetic and sad.

Barbara Walters Dies at 93

New Years Eve does not take it easy on main, female personalities.

Last year Betty White.

Today Barbara Walters.

Rest in Peace

3 Pierce County utility substations vandalized, cutting power to more than 14K on Christmas

These cases should be treated for what they are. Domestic. Terrorism.

So if I auto post from Instagram to Twitter it shows the link on my timeline.

Would this cause me to be suspended? 🤔

What a hellscape it has become so quickly.

Trump Ominously Evokes Jan. 6, Tells Backers It’s Time To ‘Deal With’ FBI, DOJ ‘Thugs’ -HuffPo

I wonder how long it would take for the average citizen making these threats before their door is kicked down.

I am unwilling to attempt myself for obvious reasons.