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Neighborhood Watch 🦎

Medium size lizard on the wall out a window

Good morning.

How are you today?

Do you think it is humid in Florida?

View out of my window covered in water due to humidity. Nothing can been seen but outlines of plants.

Gotta love Sirius. Leaving to get some late night food after ending travel for the day. Sneaking in a lil #Phish while I do it.

Dear fellow travelers:

Back up. No need to tailgate someone.

If you’re upset about phantom traffic jams for no reason.

This is why!

508 miles down today. Then to get up and do it again tomorrow.

At least this hotel has been a solid halfway point with an amazing breakfast. Alarm is set.

Mood:

Oooooh today is gonna be a struggle bus on a few levels.

Definitely not when I need it to be.

The worse the takeout box. The better the food.

Latergram from last night.

Budweiser beer bottle box re-used as takeout box. Receipt on top.

Did a deep cabinet clean up the other day.

Somehow these coffee pods I found are older than my daughter born in 2018. Also it survived a move in early 2021.

😬

Back of a box showing expiration of July 21st, 2017

The first time in a long time all of my Eve door sensors are working.

I had a fierce battle with some cheap 1/2AA Amazon Basics batteries.

Then, firmware issues.

Feels good to clear the ! off of the Home App.

Screenshot of Apple Home App showing now alerts.

I really want to start being conscious making posts with alt text.

I apologize for not starting sooner.

I have found this alt text generator to help/get a better idea of what makes a good descriptor. My thought is what I think may be best isn’t the case in reality.

And advice is appreciated.

#alttext #accessibility

Whatever you I do today, I hope you come home with ten fingers.

🇺🇸 🧨

#FourthofJuly

Type of weather that when you just open the door say “ugh” and close it.

To everyone forced to work today:

Let’s all have a pact we don’t send each other anything to do. Then, we deal with it on Wednesday.

Deal? Deal!

Dear Apple

I have said this before, though I’d like it discussed again amongst the board of directors

iPhone 15 Pro mini

Pro Camera system Promotion screen Dynamic Island 5.4” screen

Our dog in a nutshell:

If anyone comes to our door or down our driveway I will use my loud bark and large teeth to scare them away. Friend or foe.

But also….the barametric pressure changed a lil and now I need cuddles for impending doom.

Don’t mind me.

Just forgetting the storm knocked the power out while I troubleshoot why my charger doesn’t work on my phone.

⛈️

Photo for current situation:

Dinner Verdict

It was really good. We will be making it again tonight. Be sure prep ahead and can be done with one person. Wife and I chose to do it together since it was new.

My changes:

Recipe here for reference

Kitchen update:

Making “The Easiest Chow Mein” for dinner tonight. Will report back soon.

rubs eyes

Oh man…

Can we just stop the internet from posting reply videos?

No one should want to see you eat Cheetos, nod your head, then point at it while you open your eyes wide when you agree with something said.

I don’t know who you are. It’s the lowest tier of content. Minimal effort. Just please stop.

The hottest club in GOP politics right now is the party’s presidential primary.

I couldn’t help but read this in Stefon’s voice.

Wonder if it will have Dan Cortese?

Look ya’ll can judge all you want on this one…

Little girl has been watching these teen musicals. This one is probably the cream of the crop from the bunch.

I have said it before, I am a sucker for harmonies.

Zombies 2 - Flesh & Bone

Welp, back to the real world today.

Time to organize all the emails from while I was gone. Should be a fun activity.

Was hard to send the little one back to the sitter today too. Hug was a little longer than normal.

I have to go back to work tomorrow after a weeks long vacation.

I am really putting off going to sleep as long as I can tonight. I need as much time left as I can get.

Little one: Dad there is a frog in the kitchen?

Me: A what? Really?

Her: 👇

(It is now resting in mom’s garden.)

Because some of you find this kinda thing oddly satisfying.

One Two Three Fixed!

(Lucky I just busted the $45 inner tail light.

Glitch in the Matrix.