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US House panel to release ethics report on Matt Gaetz, CNN reports

Christmas is here early!

Now if they would only do something about it.

The Onion Buys Infowars in Bankruptcy Auction

In good news this morning. Also #NotTheOnion

Oh look! Time to take out the trash twice today.

A digital calendar highlights events such as Recycling, Trash, and Election Day on Tuesday the 5th.

Here’s FCC Commissioner Brendan Carr sucking up to Donald Trump by threatening to take NBC off the air

Two things on this:

First, Trump was a host after announcing his candidacy. (Season 41 - 11/7/15) Hillary Clinton did a cold open that year not even as herself, but as a bartender.

Second, good luck getting any cast members to appear with him if they did.

Apple announces new iPad mini with A17 Pro chip, Apple Intelligence support

I love my iPad mini and use it daily. I am glad it received an update finally. Though more than anything it needs FaceID. TouchID is such a pain. I end up locking the iPad more than I do unlocking what I am trying to get in.

X will let people you’ve blocked see your posts

This will go over well. 🙄 Just leave this hell site already! Why are you there still?

Allowing this to occur is a huge privacy risk for those facing stalkers or abusive ex-partners.

A notification on a smartphone screen from “Eyewitness News” with the text “BREAKING: Pope named UK head men’s basketball coach.

Times are really tough if the Pope is picking up a second gig as an NCAA basketball coach.

Hunter discovers first case of deadly ‘zombie deer disease’ in Indiana

The…what…?

Trump is selling ‘God Bless the USA’ Bibles for $59.99 as he faces mounting legal bills

lol okay…

Highlight of article showing “the only Bible enforced by President Trump”

Truthfully, I don’t think there is a working brain transplant.

Look how long it took Cybertruck to get here and we saw that! We’ve heard of countless animals dying. Not a single success reported publicly. More smoke and mirrors of a “genius”.

Neuralink’s First Brain Implant Is Working. Elon Musk’s Transparency Isn’t

Indiana out here taking care of the important things… 🙄

Indiana Happy Hour Bill Passes State Senate

The sad thing is, tonight some rube is going to give more money then they should to fund Trump’s campaign.

Money they will blame they don’t have tomorrow because of the Biden admin.

Well, I think all the boys had fun.

So #X is assisting in the crypto pump and dumps now huh?

Time for government to get into their own #Mastodon instance to prevent this nonsense.

SEC Chair Denies Bitcoin ETF Has Been Approved

Ah! So the headline should read “Scammer to Support Other Scammers.”

Donald Trump may be crypto’s unexpected savior

Yes. Yesssss. Go on. All we need is one more dumb late night post. Soooo close…

Jack Smith Asks Court To Jail Trump If He Keeps Yapping About Witnesses

Spineless. All of them.

Latest GOP Speaker Nominee Emmer Ends Bid After Trump Criticism

Quit lying then…? I dunno what to tell ya buddy.

What else is over exaggerated on? Build quality for one.

Tesla warns that a federal probe into whether it exaggerated the range of its cars may lead to a ‘material adverse impact on our business’

Don’t forget Jenna Ellis raised almost a quarter of a million dollars from this grift. Only to take a plea deal.

MAGA Diehards Are Furious Jenna Ellis Pleaded Guilty After Raising $200K

You can be your posterior they aren’t ready! How they would get away with it in the first place. And disgustingly the authoritarian owners would eat up the traffic and revenue.

The Hamas Threat of Hostage Execution Videos Looms Large Over Social Media

The Dems should push harder for Hakeem Jeffries to be speaker. Time to embarrass the GOP.

Just to say: “Look ,Democrats are here. We have someone ready to lead. The other side has gotten themselves into a situation that shows, like always, they lack true leadership. Americans want to ask why things do not come from Washington. Even the last nomination has never passed a bill in 16 years.”

And rightfully so. No reason this man gets a pass for the damage he’s done by just throwing his hands in the air then say, “Well, sorry. I’m broke now”.

Judge rules Alex Jones can’t use bankruptcy protection to avoid paying Sandy Hook families

This another case of, “Can we get away with it?”

Beginning with new accounts in New Zeland and Philippines is a random spot.

There’s been a lull in X news lately. Need to kick up some “look at me” dust.

“Not a Bot” Subscription

Welp, that’s it folks. Time to go back. Turn the ship around!

X’s new plan to lure subscribers? Partnering with Paris Hilton on a custom icon

So stable it’s frightening.

Nintendo Switch System Update 17.0.0 Is Now Live, Here Are The Full Patch Notes

GOP getting down to task to get important things done. /s

Pelosi says interim House speaker McHenry has ordered her to vacate her office in the Capitol building

That was fast…

Matt Gaetz Plans Vote to Oust McCarthy After Speaker Avoids Shutdown

It’s happening!!

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Trump co-defendant pleads guilty in Georgia election case

Wait…what? Did not have this as a possibility for today.

Police arrest man in connection to Tupac Shakur 1996 murder: What we know

I imagine they were a nightmare to moderate but I miss the local paper comment section.

Jerry Springer train wreck…that you had to read.