Wednesday, September 6, 2023 →
Am I the only one who reads these every morning like Stefon from #SNL?
News
Mitch McConnell: Doctor says no evidence of stroke or seizures in freezing spell
From the people that brought you Trump is 215lbs and 6ft 3in…
Man Who Shot Store Owner for Flying Pride Flag Was a Far-Right Conspiracist
Ah. So more domestic terrorism…again.
Also dots connect back to Twitter with far-right posts
With the standard shooting at the police to show “Back The Blue” doesn’t apply unless oppressing others. 🤬
Twitter changes its official handle to X, Twitter Blue now called XBlue
It is really called “X Blue” now?
Truly, the lowest effort rebrand ever.
George Santos was allegedly involved in “Nigerian prince”-esque con
Only their best and brightest….
Is everyone over in the GOP camp a grifter/con?
Mastercard demands US cannabis shops stop accepting debit cards
Until we are legalized at the federal level this will continue. I expect others to follow as well.
Suspected EV Fire Kills One And Burns 3,000 Cars On a Cargo Ship
Headlines and tragedy aside for a moment.
3,000 cars on one ship blows my mind.
Republicans Are Throwing Temper Tantrums Over ‘Barbie’
At some point aren’t they just tired of being upset all the time?
Just pivoting from being butthurt about one thing to another has to be exhausting. How do they keep track anymore? Is there a site for it?
Judge Cannon schedules Trump’s classified documents trial for May 2024
I am glad this was not allowed to be pushed out indefinitely. Though May 2024 feels a long way off.
Trump Threatens Would Be ‘Very Dangerous’ If Jack Smith Sends Him To Jail In New Interview
At what point will something be done about these threats? When it is too late?
The ball is starting to quickly gain momentum.
Michigan AG charges participants in 2020 fake elector plot
The group of fake electors from Michigan includes current and former state GOP officials, the Republican National Committee member, a sitting mayor, a school board member and Trump supporters who were the plaintiffs in a frivolous lawsuit that tried to overturn the 2020 results.
Trump notified he is target in DOJ’s Jan. 6 investigation
Holy crap! It’s happening again.
How Republicans are engineering ‘a flood of conspiracy theories’ ahead of 2024: report
Makes sense now that a judge ruled the Biden administration cannot contact social media companies to combat this BS. He knew this avalanche was coming.
Breaking: #Trump says on Truth Social he’s been #indicted in classified docs probe
Things begin to get interesting.
AOC threatens to leave Twitter after Elon Musk promotes ‘disgusting’ account impersonating her
Do eeeeettttt! AOC could lead a charge to the #Fediverse for Congressional leaders.
Matt Gaetz Openly Confirms Republicans See US Economy as ‘Our Hostage’
Again saying the quiet part outloud with zero consequences.
Driver who crashed near White House told officials he was prepared to kill Biden and ‘seize power’
Queue Dr Evil ”riiiiiiight….
19-year-old arrested on multiple charges after crashing into barriers near the White House
sigh
Domestic terrorism at it again.
Huge phallic likeness mowed into lawn at King Charles’ coronation event site
Now this is news.
I keep reading these headlines as a question.
WHO downgrades Covid-19?
Another anchor has become a free agent.
Tucker Carlson and Fox News part ways
I did not have that on my bingo card for Monday. This should be interesting. 🍿
MAGA Attack Ad Hits DeSantis for Alleged Pudding Habit
2024 is going to be a sh*t show. This is the dumbest timeline.
Indiana police will no longer be able to lie to children to gain confessions
Not The Onion
Truck carrying toxic soil from East Palestine overturns in Columbiana County
Can we catch some sort of a break on this situation?
Twitter Isn’t a Company Anymore
It’s been merged into a new entity called X Corp.
Today’s Soup Du Jour: Word
These articles force a guy to just laugh and say, “okay” daily.
Caitlyn Jenner slams ‘woke’ Nike for partnership with trans activist Dylan Mulvaney
This timeline is beyond parody.
Trump’s next court date pushes up against 2024 primaries
The next court appearance is December 4th. (My b-day by the way. 🎉)
This is going to be a loooong process.
Lindsey Graham says Trump should ‘smash some windows’ and ‘punch a cop’ on his way to being booked
Just class. Class. Class. With these guys.
Imagine how they would fly off the handle if this was from one of their liberal foes.
Grand Jury Votes to Indict Donald Trump
Now do it again!